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Poker Pro Daniel Negreanu Interview

2009-05-16T02:29:00.000-07:00

This is a clip from Pokerlistings TV and features popular poker pro Daniel Negreanu taking a break in between games.

Drunk slob falls and puts head through wall

2006-08-16T22:49:00.000-07:00

We've all been there: one too many beers and suddenly the earth feels like the Tilt-A-Whirl as we struggle to right ourselves, inevitably taking a spill. This poor guy was brought into a police station on suspicion of DUI. Clearly soused, this boozebag struggles to walk and sit down in a chair. When the officer asks him to take out his license, he does so, but drops something from his wallet onto the floor. No problem, he thinks, I'll just leeeeeeeeeeeeeean over and pick it up reeeeeeeeeeeeeeal slow. He loses his balance, stumbles, and plows headfirst into a wall, leaving a monster hole! Ouch, he musta felt that the next morning. The officer is a bit shaken by the fall and helps the guy back into the chair. All is well, errrrrrrrr........not quite.

Moments later, the officer foolishly asks the guy to stand up, at which point he goes careening through the doorway, falls backwards and hits his head on ANOTHER wall. This guy came in for DUI, but may now have a case for assault with a deadly wall.

After the second spill, the officer gives the drunk some wise advice: "You're going to have to quit doing that, ya know?" Well said officer, well said.

Click the picture above to watch the tanked slob bash into several walls.

Darth Vader attacks! Sleep with one eye open....

2006-06-25T02:21:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure if this video clip can be considered one of the best of all time, but I sure laughed my ass off when I saw it. It just so happens that I am a HUGE Star Wars fan, and also own a Darth Vader lightsaber from Master Replicas (same one as in this video clip), so naturally I just had to post this one.

Basically this guy suits up in a Darth Vader costume - complete with the voice changing mask - then grabs a Master Replicas lightsaber and waits for his wife to fall asleep. If you have never seen or used one of the Master Replicas Force FX lightsabers, you are missing out! They are unbelieveably realistic, right down to the sounds. In a dark room it looks and sounds like the real deal. Well worth the money in my opinion. Anyhoo, back to the video clip......

This guy has a video camera setup in their pitch black bedroom. He starts off with some patented Darth Vader heavy breathing to wake her up, and then fires up his lightsaber and screams "Tonight is the night that you DIE!". He then goes crazy with the lightsaber and she freaks out and takes off. Totally hilarious! If I pulled this stunt on my girlfriend I'd never hear the end of it.

Click on the image above to watch Darth in action!

Voices of "The Simpsons" - a must see for Simpsons fans

2006-05-30T22:32:00.000-07:00

If you're like me, you've been watching "The Simpsons" for the past 18 years or so. It is the longest running and arguably the best cartoon series of all time. In the 300+ episodes that have aired over the years, hundreds and hundreds of characters have emerged throughout the city of Springfield. Of all the hundreds of characters - celebrity cameos aside - most have been voiced by the following six people: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith, Nancy Cartwright, Hank Azaria, and Harry Shearer.

It is rumored that these six are forbidden, by contract, to do the voices in public (parties, awards shows, etc.) unless Fox approves of the event. Just imagine: you're at a party, throwing a few back, scoping out the room, feeling a little buzz, enjoying life. Across the room you see the voice of Homer, Dan Castellaneta, and discretely approach him. You start up a conversation, have a few laughs, and he lets his guard down. The situation is RIPE for the taking; you move in for the kill and ask him to do a few voices, hoping to fulfill every Simpsons fans fantasy. DENIED! He turns you down, crushing the hopes and dreams of you and Simpsons fans everywhere. You slink away shamefully, hoping no one saw the ego-crushing exchange that transpired.

Never fear! We've got the next best thing. It's a video clip of Dan Castellaneta and Harry Shearer on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" doing every voice in their bag of tricks. Conan, for those of you who don't know, was a writer on "The Simpsons" for many years, mainly the earlier years. Then he left, got his own show, and the rest is history. Anyhoo, in this clip Conan interviews Dan and Harry and admits that he needs a Simpsons "fix" and asks them to do all their signature voices. Dan and Harry are happy to oblige and put on quite a show. Bookmark this one! An awesome clip that never gets old.

Click the image above to watch Dan and Harry voice all of their Simpsons characters in record time.

Lizard attack! Tiny lizard takes down giant WUSS

2006-05-07T01:55:00.000-07:00

Here we have a news segment on channel 5, apparently in the Arlington, Texas area, where some animal guy brings a rattlesnake in for show-and-tell. He also has a small lizard with him, which is sitting on the table directly in front of where the news guy is standing. The video clip begins with the animal guy holding up the snake and mentioning some facts about it. The news guy seems really interested and starts holding the snake too, grabbing the tail end and stretching it out to see how long the snake is. Seems like a normal animal show-and-tell so far, but..........

Watch the news guy on the left carefully. About 15 seconds into the video, while they are playing with the snake, the lizard jumps on him and he has a full-scale panic attack and falls down. Everyone in the studio, including the animal guy, bursts out laughing. The news guy gets back up and tries to regain his composure, but is obviously still a bit freaked out. Just a hilarious clip to watch over and over again. This poor news guy must have felt like such a wuss afterwards.

Click the image above to watch the news guy freak out like a little girl.

Would anybody like to adopt Pinky the cat?

2006-04-18T21:08:00.000-07:00

Have you ever been watching public television or the news when a pet adoption segment comes on? They always have a cat or a dog or some nice pet in need of a good home, and they're hoping that viewers can help out. In this particular segment we have Pinky, an adult cat who needs a loving home. The police officer starts talking him up when Pinky gets a little wild. Then Pinky breaks into a full-on spaz attack. The video closes with Pinky clawing the LIVING SHIT out of the police officer holding him. I wonder if anyone adopted ol' Pinky after this one.

Click the image to watch Pinky go apeshit.

This guy could be the next Bruce Lee.....or....NOT

2006-04-15T20:55:00.000-07:00

Here we have a video featuring an aspiring action star. He's all psyched up to strut his stuff and show us his badass Ninja moves. Only problem is he doesn't quite nail the backflip, and lands face first on the ground. He gets up, totally dazed, and tries to continue with his routine as if nothing happened. Swinging his nunchuks wildly, he flails about and ends up falling over. Gotta give him props for not breaking character and trying to finish it out though. That said, he made a total ass of himself on camera. Good thing too, this one will keep us all entertained for a while!

Click the image above to watch our hero in action!

The little Renault that couldn't

2006-04-13T16:41:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with a car called the Renault5. It's a French car that was made from the late 70s to early 90's, and they are quite common in Europe. Some were sold here in the 80's under the name LeCar - remember those? Anyway, it is a very tiny car with an underpowered little 4-cylinder engine, barely adequate for hauling 4 people around. Well, the people in this this clip decide to tow a full-sized camper behind theirs. As if that wasn't enough, they tow it up a very steep hill. The result is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Who would be dumb enough to think this would possibly work?! The people you are about to see, that's who.

Click the image above to watch the insanity!

This is a one-of-a-kind piece......oh Ffffff......SHIT!

2006-04-11T01:33:00.000-07:00

You just gotta love this one. This guy shows off a one-of-a-kind artifact on TechTV, squeezes it a little too firmly and it shatters everywhere. I guess there are no more of those left to worry about! He must have felt like a complete ass after this. And thanks to the Internet, he'll never live it down.

Click the image above to watch him in action!

Beer + college kids + random scares = hilarious

2006-04-09T00:55:00.000-07:00

Ah, one of my favorite Internet video clips in recent years. Scare Me provides nearly 4 minutes of prank-induced hilarity. Some college seniors decided to go around scaring the crap out of people and recorded it all on video. People's reactions are priceless, and the boys almost get their ass kicked a few times. I'm a sucker for prank shows/videos, and this one ranks pretty high up there. Too bad the boys didn't get a network deal, this video is better than 95% of the CRAP currently being aired.

Click the image above to watch Scare Me!

3....2......1....contact....we do NOT have liftoff

2006-04-07T20:20:00.000-07:00

This may be the funniest and best Internet video clip I have ever seen in my life. What we have here is a young man who attempts to launch a whistling bottle rocket out of his butthole. The result is a badly burned set of buttcheeks and a damaged ego. I laughed so hard the first time I saw this I almost died. 20 views later I was practically paralyzed from laughter. There are no words to describe this one, you just have to watch it. Click on the image to view the video.

Maybe next time he should use some KY jelly to lubricate the launchpad.

Gymnast attempts to eat pommel horse - and fails

2006-04-04T01:43:00.000-07:00

I'd like to kick this site off with a hilarious clip of a gymnastics accident. It's an older one, and most people have seen it, but probably not lately. It involves a gymnast running full speed at a pommel horse - I won't say any more and spoil it for those who haven't seen it.

I first saw this clip 6 years ago and laughed so hard I almost couldn't breathe. I must have watched it 30 times in a row that day. I was literally in tears I was laughing so hard. At the same time I felt bad for the guy, it really had to hurt. He seems OK at the end though. Definitely one of the funniest video clips I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot.

Click on the image above to check it out!